Whose Buffy Is She Anyway?

As the Hollywood Reporter article pointed out Fran Rubel Kuzui and her Kuzui Enterprises have held onto the rights. She developed the movie in 1992, and directed it. She later got together with Sandollar Television to produce the show for the WB in 1997. Whedon may be the father of Buffy, but Kuzui also has parental rights, in a way.

So, she is getting together with Roy Lee and Doug Davison of Vertigo Entertainment to create a new Buffy movie. It’s a “reboot” of the Buffy story that she directed in 1992. In that Buffy-verse, she was trained by a weird guy named Merrick, but also got help from a cool guy named Pike. No details on a plot for the new version, yet. It could start all over again, or the 1992 Buffy could die in battle, and make room for the 2010 Buffy. This would fit the old legend that “for every generation, there is a Chosen One.” Also, the new version would be darker, and more ambitious, with hopes that Buffy will become a movie franchise like Harry Potter, Star Trek or Indiana Jones. Ironically, Joss’ original version of the Buffy movie was darker, and the budget was modest.

Still, would people accept a movie called “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” if there is no Joss writing the words or directing the script? Would they accept someone else as Buffy Summers, or a movie without Willow, Xander, Angel, Giles, Spike, Drusilla or even Sweet hoping to create a musical number?

If you judge the reaction to regular visitors of Whedonesque, the answer is no. The only Buffy they know is the one on TV, and the movie version was just a first draft. If there’s no SMG or Joss, or Scoobies, it’s not the real Buffy in her unique world many people are familiar with. It’s possible to find a copy of the original 1992 movie, but the DVDs from the TV show are what Buffy fans, whether they are new or have been there since the start, look for.

This isn’t really unusual. It wasn’t too long ago that movie studios would make competing versions of a classic character, like Tarzan. While Peter Sellers is recognized as the one and only Inspector Clouseau, fans couldn’t accept anyone else in that role, including Steve Martin and Alan Arkin. After quitting James Bond, Sean Connery came back a few years later for an unofficial remake of Thunderball, called Never Say Never Again. This was after Roger Moore had made the role his own. Also, let’s not forget how JJ Abrams took the Star Trek Universe that Gene Roddenberry built, and renovated it for a new generation, thanks to a black hole and time travel. At least, here, Abrams tells us this is a different universe for current sci-fi fans, but the Old School Trekkies can hold on to the original show, and even the TNG, DS9 and Voyager timelines. Thus, no conflict, and you still get Spock, no matter which ‘verse you prefer.

The idea of rebooting Buffy is to meet a need that her fans have had for a long time: to see her slay another day, and guide the next generation of Slayers, now that the “one per generation” rule has been changed. We have that thanks to Dark Horse, but some say they want the old cast back just one more time, and establish new Slayers. Imagine Kristin Stewart, Emma Stone or even Ashley Tisdale picking up the stake. I am trying to avoid suggesting anyone from Gossip Girl being a Potential, but maybe Leighton Meester can audition. The Hollywood Reporter also had some suggestions, like Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried and Teresa Palmer.

Sadly, that won’t happen, but will a new Buffy movie that Joss Whedon isn’t writing or directing be acceptable? Apparently not, but people are going to try to see if it can work.

Actually, there is a way it can work. Just don’t call the new Slayer Buffy. In fact, let’s bring back Kristy Swanson and Luke Perry as a couple who are concerned about their 17 year old daughter, and how she’s acting strangely. It could be due to that mole just below her neck, and that she’s sneaking off at night. Once they find out that she’s been battling vampires, Kristy will turn to Luke and say, “See? Our daughter does have the Mark of the Coven…just like me.

“She’s the next Slayer, and we’ve got to train her.”

Now I am saying “the next Slayer.” That doesn’t mean the old one died, and the new girl has to be trained fast. By having the story be about the next Slayer, you can have it mean that the new Slayer is the latest of a long line of Slayers already busy at work, holding back evil and such. That, of course, means there’s still plenty of room for Buffy in this movie Slayerverse. If this is done right, Joss can give his blessing, and get involved somehow. Respecting his definition of a Slayer is very important. After that, maybe you can get Leighton, Megan or Kristen. Also, who could play Merrick, if not Donald Sutherland? James Spader may be an interesting choice. John Larroquette would be even better.

Seeing if Buffy the Vampire Slayer can be reborn, even if her body isn’t Sarah Michelle Gellar, will cause a big debate. It may lead to shelving the movie, or having a movie produced with a new cast, or the old TV cast. Whatever happens, Joss Whedon must have some say in the matter. Fran Rubel Kuzui may have helped Buffy’s birth in the movies and TV, but it was Joss who raised her well to become the Girl Power Icon we know today.

Of course, it could be worse….it could be a direct-to-DVD movie, like the second sequel to I Know What You Did Last Summer or a prequel to the Dukes of Hazzard.

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Post Author: David Mello

Worked nearly eleven years at a radio station as a board operator, news reader, and assistant producer for baseball broadcasts. Have been a staff writer for Whedonopolis since July 2008

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